Tuesday, June 30, 2026

Schadenfreude has moved!

I should actually, like, announce the new location, right?

Schadenfreude is now on Nautilus - Shahar.

I move super rarely.  I've been really lucky with it- my first spot on the beach (like, decades ago, it's ridiculous) was because I ran into someone just randomly out somewhere.  And then I randomly ran into what became the Starlusters somewhere else (at a totally unrelated beach!), and I've been tagging along with them for, forever really.  Seriously, it's been a long ass time.  For someone who considers herself kinda bad with people (yes hello, I am socially awkward and don't entirely "get" how to talk to people, but apparently I fake it decently enough?  But I do far too often tend to avoid crowds, and people, and talking to people, more than I ought to, or even really want to? but meh, anxiety sucks), I sure do randomly stumble across people at just the right time, somehow.  And while we moved a couple of times, it was always moving as a group (even if the group kept shrinking after it ballooned like mad), so believe it or not, this is the first time I've been "on my own" trying to find a place to move to.

And then!  I wasn't even that this time, a mysterious (ok, not so mysterious, it's easy to find stuff out with About Land!) benefactor said "hey I've got this spot I'm not using, wanna go there?" and honestly it was super helpful, and also amazing.  I'll probably find another spot eventually on my own like a Real Adult, but man, it was nice not having to at the last minute like I was planning.  I need to relearn how to not sprawl all over the place.

And!  It's on mainland, which honestly?  Kind of cool.  I haven't even been laggy over here, which is my biggest issue with mainland.

The current shop is *gasp* elephantless! until I get all that sorted out- I do plan on bringing back the elephant, but in actual mesh and not janky sculpts and kludged together interior (I've only been working on that for....a lot of years.  An embarrassingly lot of years, but LOD at scale and collision is oof, not fun.  SO I keep giving myself excuses).  Also it's boring right now, like insanely boring, and I'll be doing...something to make it less so when I'm not trying to panic move and just figure out how to get things to a place and try not to give up in the middle because I really don't enjoy setting up a store.  It bores me, I get so tired of trying to put things on walls, I just want to wander off and do something else.  Also it's not very well organized, and it's not like it was very well organized BEFORE, so sorry about that.  I should probably add more rooms and walls and junk, and maybe eventually I will, but the whole deciding how to deal with scale and cameras BLEH.

Some things did not make the move!  Not a lot, mostly stuff that needs more body support or some sort of work on it for me to actually like it again, but some things won't be around in world.  Most of it (maybe all?  I don't know, I could have missed entire rooms, I definitely almost did, so, uh, there may be more missing than intended, no promises) can be marketplace'd, as much as I hate marketplace (and I do, both from the moving attention out of world and have you listed things on that?  It's the worst), so at least it's somewhere, probably.  Also landmarks? I have not replaced yet, so, uh, ignore the landmarks in vendors for a while.  So tedious, that's gonna take forevvvvvverrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Seriously.  I am EXCEPTIONALLY BAD at moving.  Everything is a mess.  I will need to actually get my shit together at some point but that point is not now.

I'll maybe start doing more with the Turnback Hill location too!  We'll see.  Right now it is the only place you can get the Dogtown shoes, which do in fact ALSO need to be redone for the bodies that people are wearing these days, I put them away and then went "oh well, I could put them out there since I let the ankle cheater ones go there even though I really want to tweak those for the new stuff too some day."  I dunno, I have Plans for that place, but those plans also involve redecorating every so often, and I burn out on actually getting that done pretty fast.  See: the chaos that is every single store I've ever had.

Collabs with hya have been moved to just on Chartreuse at our shared thing!  We were able to get a few things rezzed there and oh boy is there a mess there TOO now (ugh, moving sucks)- MOST things that aren't on marketplace of hers are out there now.  AND hya's gacha is back there also though lol right now it's floating in the air because I've gotta make the house bigger!  I will sling things at walls better once I've enbiggened the house, which will be, I don't know, let's hope it's soon.  Remember: hya can't really SL anymore, so buyer beware on those though, she can't do customer service.  But honestly? I wanted access to some of that again since it's transfer and if mine go poof, I'm gonna have to go get them again!

And my knee hurts, but amusingly (sort of) not the one I fell on, but the OTHER knee that was my bad knee (from other falls, yes, walking is asking too much of my coordination).  But re: fall, do not recommend scar tissue in the lips?  It's really annoying and kind of awkward.

Monday, June 29, 2026

Schadenfreude Yeu Watermelon on a Stick

X hair: [monso] Abyss Hair (morphine.janick)
bikini: *katat0nik* String Bikini (katat0nik.pidgeon)
shorts: *katat0nik* Undone Shorts (katat0nik.pidgeon)
tattoos: ~silentsparrow~ Fierce Flora Tattoos (hyasynth.tiramisu)
eyes: {S0NG} :: Cindi~ Purple Eye (funeral.plutonian)
skin: ives. Noelle Skin (EvoX) - VE ROSE KISS (evan.nova) with Velour Rosekiss body (kiria.mama)
head: [AKERUKA ADVX] Emma Head (koaz.koba)
pose: SEmotion Modelling 31 (marie.sims)
credits

It's birthday time for Second Life, which means it's also Shop&Hop time!  Massive mall, gifts galore, sales sales sales.  I'm giving away some watermelon on a stick, with my own personal hybridized version of melon with heart shaped seeds.  PBR with fallback and Blinn-Phong textures with pink or red watermelon, three plate colours, and branded or plain sticks.  Touch a plate of watermelon to get a slice, or carry around your own slices in your left or right hand.

At SL23B Shop&Hop, June 18 at noon to July 19.

Wednesday, June 10, 2026

Schadenfreude Vuive Watermelon Balls

Some refreshment from the Tropicore summer heat at Collabor88!  Watermelon balls served up on small watermelon shells, to carry around in your left or right hand, or display.  Display versions can give out spoons with a watermelon ball for your guests, as well as spoons for you.  Texture change with red or pink watermelon, 10 options of fuit themed cocktail umbrellas, gold or silver spoons, and solid and striped straw options- both PBR textures with fallback options for non PBR viewers, and Blinn-Phong textures for all options, choose between them with the HUD.  1 Land Impact each at a "realistic" size.

At Collabor88 June 8 - July 6.

Thursday, May 21, 2026

Schadenfreude Sonrel Console and Sundew in Badger Skull

A Drosera petiolaris planted in the skull of a member of the Meles genus- a wooly sundew potted in a badger skull- for the last Anthology.  And to join it, an Art Nouveau inspired table with swooping legs it can be placed upon.  (I don't care what my elementary school teachers said, "upon which it can be placed" sounds awkward as hell and I disagree with the entire "rule" about not ending sentences with a preposition.  I listened to you all for years and I'm done, no more.  I'll end sentences how I want to.  Neener.)

With the way my time lined up, I haven't been able to participate in Anthology a lot, but it's a really nice event, with a beautiful setting.  But alas, even good things come to an end- one of the organizers is getting married! (and all the drastic life changes that can come with that) and doesn't feel like she can devote the time for it, so for now, we say adieu to this event.  I will miss the quaint European village vibes of the venue design.

Anthology is open May 21@noon SLT - June 17@11AM SLT.

Thursday, May 7, 2026

Schadenfreude Alien Foxes

Area 51's petting zoo is at Collabor88!  A not-of-this-earth of foxes, 8 static poses, each with their mirrored option, at 1 Land Impact each at an approximately (earth) foxy size.  Texture change with 12 neon (well, one of those is a dark purpley black) fur options and 5 eye colours- both PBR textures with fallback options for non PBR viewers, and Blinn-Phong textures for all options, choose between them with the HUD.

At Collabor88 May 8 - June 6.

Wednesday, April 8, 2026

Schadenfreude Memento Mori Hourglass

Full disclosure- I was working on (sort of) something more "fitting" for Blushing Bohemian, but it was fighting me too much to get done in time, so I had to pivot.  Instead, less blush, more the idea of bones- a skull hourglass at Collabor88.  PBR with fallback and non PBR texture options in the HUD, including 4 options for the glass (2 Blinn-Phong, aka fallback or non PBR options, and 2 PBR options), black or pale sand, and wood or metal hourglass frame options.  The hourglass can be entirely empty of sand, all your sand has run to the bottom, or the sand is in the process of sliding through your hourglass.

At Collabor88 April 8 - May 6.

Sunday, March 8, 2026

Schadenfreude Pearl Rebellion

X shirt: *katat0nik* Dollfire Shirt (katat0nik.pidgeon)
hair: Ade - Manchild (adedarma)
eyeshadow: Jack Spoon. Stellar Alchemy eyeshadow (steffy.ghost)
blush: Jack Spoon. Cherry Blush (steffy.ghost)
lip gloss: tint MUDSKIN - RubyJane - BARE LIP - LIGHT (sopha.portal)
eyelashes: +>Adore&Abhor<+ Puppy Love Lashes (airedine.poe)
tattoos: ~silentsparrow~ Swallow Tale (hyasynth.tiramisu)
eyes: Stardust - Aimi Eyes (jasminestardust)
skin: MUDSKIN - RubyJane - GLAM (sopha.portal) with Velour Glam body (kiria.mama)
head: LeLUTKA Camila (jaden.nova)
credits

For Shocking Punk at Collabor88, take your high society pearls and mix in a handful of safety pins.  A choker and earrings, with 44 natural and dyed pearl options and 3 metal safety pins and hardware options.  PBR with fallback textures, or skip the PBR and go to the old school more baked non PBR option even in a PBR viewer.

At Collabor88 March 8 - April 6.

 
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