Schadenfreude Kurum Side Table

Indulge in Nomadic Opulence with a hexagonal table with an inset mother of pearl design with swirling vines, for Collabor88.  Light wood, dark wood, or black wood, make your choice with the HUD- PBR textures with fallback or Blinn-Phong textures for all.  You know the drill: PBR reacts to light more dramatically (though with a reflection probe on both, they are more similar!), which is a good thing when light is just right...and a bad thing when it's not.  So, love it or hate it, depends on where you put it.  1 Land Impact each table.

At Collabor88 July 8 - August 6.

Schadenfreude Ambulatory Tables

Gothic Autumn is upon us at Collabor88!  Some spooky tables for your entry and living room, with boney boney legs.  The coffee table is 2 LI, the other 2 are 1 LI each.  All with 6 wood options for top and legs (mix and match), plus 2 more boney bones options for the legs.

At Collabor88, September 8 until October 6!

Schadenfreude Moon Viewing

This year, the Mid-Autumn Festival, お月見 Otsukimi or 十五夜 Jugoya in Japan, is October 1.  For this last round of SaNaRae, I'm celebrating the moon, with 月見団子 tsukimi dango piled in offering to the moon, with and without the addition of some rabbits who heard about the rabbit on the moon.

Both include just the 三宝 sanbo offering tray, the sanbo with the paper, the paper alone, the dango pile, and all of it assembled ready to offer in separate objects, each 1 LI, with your choice of white or gold crowing pieces.  The tsukimi dango usagi also includes the two rabbits as well, to use as decor or to hold in your right hand.

Inspired by the cloudy skies with a swirled cloud motif, there is also a long skinny wood table, with or without edge gilding, at 2 Land Impact.

And your free gift for this very last round of SaNaRae, is a matching 1 LI side table.  At the last SaNaRae, September 26 at 7pm SLT to October 16!

Schadenfreude Grydde Tables

Wood tables for Collabor88, with study pedestal and trestle bases and diamond inlay designs in the tops.  Each table has a HUD with your choice of 5 wood shades.  There is a small square table, most suitable for display though large enough to seat 4 for dining.  The round tables come in 2 sizes, small (more useful for a display or side table) and large (which can also be used as a dining table seating 4).  The two rectangular tables include leaves to extend them, and built tables with leaves- the dining table up to 2 leaves, the banquet table up to 3 leaves.  Each includes all the pieces as well- the base, each side to slide back as far as necessary, and 2 leaves, as separate pieces to arrange as you desire.  The dining table seats 6-12 people with the extensions, the longer banquet table seats 10-16.  The longer two banquet tables (2 and 3 leaf options) are 2 LI each, the remainder of the pieces are all 1 LI each.

This February at Collabor88 until April 6th!

Schadenfreude Valdemar Planchette Tables

At this Collabor88, let the Valdemar Planchette Tables carry the Whispers in the Dark.  The come in two versions, just plain wood, and noctis inlaid with a swirling night themed pattern.  Each table is 1 LI, and both have 9 texture options on touch (top and legs can be changed together or separately).

This dark November at Collabor88!

Tirtoff Tables and Snowflake Cocoa Mugs

For The Seasons Story, a table and a mug.  Each have 5 colour options to pick from on touch.

The Tirtoff table is a skinny round wooden table with claw feet.

The Snowflake mug has snowflakes embossed into the ceramic, and a big snowflake marshmallow floating in hot cocoa to warm you up.

Both to be found at The Seasons Story this January!  I think I'm in the northeast corner.

More Acedia

X Arcade
hare automata: vespertine - down the rabbit hole
open case: David Heather - Classic Style
clock: [ContraptioN] - Musical Clocks

Collabor88
scales: Soy. Old Scale
tan bottles, candle, cards: flowey x Teawood / Witchy Clutter
plnchette boxes: unKindness - Charmed Parlor Planchette Boxes

pictures: Lark - Pheasants in Flight
      +Half-Deer+ Swallowtail Butterfleye - Framed
      +Half-Deer+ Morpho Butterfleye - Framed
      Schadenfreude Framed Taxidermy Canary
bottles: ISON - Altar
lamp: Schadenfreude Old Bronze Spoopy Bones Motel Lamp (currently hidden in the basement)
glass eye: {vespertine}-through the looking eyeglass./silver
books: part of Schadenfreude [Kraken to the Lighthouse] shelves (also hidden in the basement)
dress form: Schadenfreude Dress Forms
bell jar with butterflies: +Half-Deer+ Butterfleye Bell Jar, +Half-Deer+ Butterfleyes

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The Acedia Chandelier and Table from Festival of Sin have moved home to the elephant, and have been joined by two more tables, with more drawers.  Like the single drawer tables, they come with and without webs, and with dusty and clean textures.  The drawers can open and close on touch in the 2 Land Impact versions, there are also 1 Land Impact versions included that don't open.

To be found at the elephant!

Festival of Sin: Acedia

X Festival of Sin:
spiderwebs, chandelier, end tables: Schadenfreude Acedia pieces (in Sloth)
white table and moon stand: Alchemist Relics of Lezard - Operating Table, Moon Stand (in Greed)
lingerie: Luxuria Serpenitine (in Envy)
lipstick: La Malvada Mujer - Uke Lipstick (in Gluttony)
chair: .::Cubic Cherry Kre-ations::. {ENVY} elegant chair (in Envy)
mirror: .::Cubic Cherry Kre-ations::. {Corrupted Sight} mirror (in Greed)
snail: ~silentsparrow~ Snail! (in Sloth)
Kawaii Project:
demon plushie: ~silentsparrow~ Demonkin
Collabor88:
bracelet: * SORGO - Shouzai / BONES
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hair: adoness : frigg : pistachio (tinted)
tattoos: ~silentsparrow~ Fledermaus tattoos
bracelets: *katat0nik* Bow Wrist Straps, Schadenreude Pearl Mori Bracelets
makeup: Schadenfreude Persephone Circe Eyes, no brows
feet: Slink AvEnchance Feet Female Mid
ears: Schadenfreude Widowed Fey Ears, no spider
shoes: Schadenfreude Chatterbox Dreamlanders
assorted toys: *katat0nik* Wonderland Baby Doll, *katat0nik* Syup Doll, *katat0nik*Dead Ducks, *katat0nik* Happy Kitty Doll, ~silentsparrow~ Corbie Plush Crow, ~silentsparrow~ Haruki Wind-Up Bird, Scadenfreude Chibi Cat
clutter: -tres blah- Hodgepodge, Second Spaces - Cluttered House, MudHoney Pocket Clutter, * SORGO - Room Key A
books on tables: from [Kraken] to the Lighthouse shelves
raven: Schadenfreude Matthew
art by Schadenfreude (bat paintings) and Radio Signals (the other two, Radio's amazing art no longer available, /sadface)

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The Festival of Sin is back for a second opportunity for some quality sinning.  My chosen sin this time is Sloth.  I'm too lazy to clean, so there are cobwebs.

The Acedia Single Drawer Side Table comes in 3 versions with two main body options (2 shades of wood, black and white, and gold and silver leaf), or the uberpack with all that plus all the extra things I did because I wanted them even though they might be ridiculous.  Ok, they ARE ridiculous and I didn't feel like making vendors for all 14 colours.  All have a HUD that lets you choose between clean and dusted textures for the base options, and all 14 colours for the trim and drawer handle.  (Please read the instructions to use the HUD, you must touch them a particular place to activate the texture change!)  They also all include 4 versions: a clean version with an opening drawer, a clean version with no moving parts, a cobweb covered version with an opening drawer (with a web in it!), and a cobwebbed version with no moving parts.  All are 1 Land Impact each.  You can also touch the cobwebs to hide or show them, to choose just how many spiders are hanging out in your place.

The Acedia Chandlier also has webbed and not webbed versions, the webbed letting you choose how many webs to display.  The HUD lets you change texture between 12 options for the ceiling medallion, the chain it hangs from, and the chandelier itself (the colours of the Side Table, minus the woods, plus an oil rubbed bronze).  There are 13 colours of electric candles you can choose between to match your decor.

There are also separate cobwebs to match, to invite the invisible spiders on to more surfaces in your house.

Found only at the Festival of Sin, in the Sloth motel, until September 5.

X Festival of Sin:
snails: ~silentsparrow~ Snail! (in Sloth)
tables: Schadenfreude (lazy) Acedia Single Single Drawer Side Table (in Sloth)
my hair: [KoKoLoReS] Marnie Hair (in Sloth)
hya's hair: *Alice Project* Aileene (in Lust)
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our shoes: *katat0nik* Art Shoes
my makeup: Antielle. Smeared Makeup -Blue- Lips, Schadenfreude Rotten Apple Eyeshadow
my jacket: *katat0nik* Summer Hoodie
my underwear: Pig - BW33
my socks: Pig - Sock Mit Suspenders Knee
my tattoos: ~silentsparrow~ Fledermaus tattoos
my bracelets: Schadenfreude Pearl Mori Bracelets
hya's skin: [Pink Fuel] Doll V2  - Pure
hya's makeup: Sezafine. "Tuonela Piika" Lip Stain - Nightshade, [ni.Ju] Saccharum Tattoo . ocean
hya's sweater: -Pixicat- Woodland.Cardigan
hya's leggings: Schadenfreude Miami Fishnet Leggings
mug: dust bunny . cookies & cocoa
magazines: :Le Primitif::: Fashion Magazines
books: assorted by Schadenfreude & ~silentsparrow~
cabinet: Schadenfreude Bethlem Medicine Cabinet
percolator: Schadenfreude There's a Fish in the Percolator
poses by Juicy and Long Awkward Pose

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This round of Collabor88 is Spoopy Motel, spooking up the place in honour of my favourite holiday. I made a pair of nightstands and a pair of lamps for it.

Bed by Art Dummy!, modified.

There are normal versions, bare bones plain nightstands and simple turned wood lamps.  The nightstands include a HUD with 9 handle options, and 4 books- the drawers open and close on touch, one version also has a book inside the drawer, and you can choose any of the 4 books to be in the drawer.  The lamps have a HUD with 7 lampshade options, touch to turn on and off.

There are also a version of each for when you wake up on the fright side of the bed.  The nightstands have the same 4 books and optional book in drawer, but the handle has been replaced with a humerus, and the front feet are, well, feet.  The handle and feet change to 11 different options (2 colours of bone) with a HUD.  The lamp has the same 7 lampshades and also lights up on touch, but also lets you choose to make the bones match the base, or between two colours of bone.


Spoopy Motel is taking reservations at Collabor88 this month!

Bethlem Apothecary and Medical Cabinets

For a previous round of Collabor88, I made these mesh Apothecary cabinets.  Like I do for most Collabor88 rounds, I then temporarily squirreled them back away in my inventory while i worked behind the scenes on the full release.  It is now done, they live again.  There are more colours- 12 colours of cabinets: red, orange, yellow, green, blue, teal, purple, white, ivory, gunmetal, brown, and black.  There is also a second type of cabinet, with solid metal walls and shelves to match instead of the glass.  Both versions come in fresh new paint and chipped versions, and the uberpack includes both styles of cabinet and a HUD that lets you change sections separately to mix and match to your heart's content.

2LI each cabinet, touch the door to swing open/closed, touch the key to hide/show it, touch any of the shelves to hide/show them so you can also store larger things in there.

Now out at the elephant!

Bethlem Apothecary Cabinets

The 8th is once again upon us, as is another round of Collabor88.  This month the theme is Industrial Chic, and I went with furniture- an antique apothecary cabinet rescued from a doctor's office.  The cabinets come in 2 versions, distressed by age old chipped enamel, and a repainted and restored option.  The front door swings open and shut on touch, and you can choose to remove any or all of the glass shelves to adjust the interior for what you wish to keep in there.  They are materials enabled, with a bit of dynamic shine to the enamel and yet more to the glass.

The Apothecary Cabinets are only to be found at Collabor88 the month of November!

 The full release of the Bethlem cabinets is now available at the elephant.

Xmas tree farm

I've been chugging along on Christmas trees lately (read: obsessed), and now the Christmas Tree Farm is open on Horst. You can see a few teasers at the elephant, some of the colour change, and a couple of the things are out there. Also, I would like to introduce you to Flopsie and Mopsie:


Flopsie lives at the tree farm on Horst. She will take you to the Schadenfreude elephant, if you hop on her back and touch her to take off.


Mopsie lives at the elephant. She will take you to the tree farm if you hop on her back, and touch her to take off.

Please do be aware: They cross sim borders. While the transition has been smooth more often than not, occasionally they can get lost (Mopsie especially seems to have a bit of a problem with directions at times), and there are rare occasions when you can get trapped in dead space because the handoff between sims fails completely. I still ride them back and forth constantly anyway, because I find it _way_ too fun, and even with my pokey computer, it's rare that I get trapped.

At the tree farm, you will find assorted trees I've been working on:


2 prim pine trees. You can remove the trunk, to make them one prim pines, if you are looking for that aggressively low prim for your sim and they still work rather well.


In with the festive glass is a large bird ornament that seats two (with an assortment of colour change options for glass, feathers, and metal). Also a selection of single prim shiny glass trees (just buy the one that strikes your fancy directly off the lot).


I have cats...I have a cat right now who really loves shimmying up the Christmas tree and nesting in it at eye height. So not only are all of the birds that inspired the ornament in storage and unlikely to be seen anytime soon (she is worth it though!), feather trees are completely and totally not something for me to consider having. Pretty as they are. However, in SL I can indulge without worry, so the tree farm features a feather tree forest in assorted sizes and colours. There are also matching wreaths.


There are still some more things I'm working on for the farm. We'll see if they get done!

Je ne suis pas un Sex Bed

For those not conversant in French...this is not a sex bed. There are no sexings included (I'm sure you at the very least have a sex piano in your inventory though, so you might be able to _make_ it a sex bed). Nevermind that it's a great big pink and red heart shaped bed. (Which you may have seen out on display in Room 13 at the original Starlust, although it has different poses in it now, and is not a touch filthy.)



It does however have a nice little snuggle for two, for, uh, when you're done, I guess.

2 prim, 2 pose. Lots of love.

Dans l'elephant

Furniture by Max Ennui

Before I resurrected Schadenfreude after years of dormancy, Max was Schadenfreude. Ages ago, he set up a little shop with his furniture, and I've been trying to lure him back to selling recently. Finally I convinced him to take up a wall in the shop in La Reina, for his spooktacular coffiny wrought iron.

And I'm totally going to have to rearrange the shop(s) soon, it's getting too cluttered. I may try to put a divider in, although I have to be awfully careful not to mess with the ability of people to be able to move around.