Schadenfreude Corporate Vampire

Spookzilla is a big crazy hunt that happens around Halloween every year, and this year, I'm in!  A few things to find (with PBR with fallback textures, plus non PBR versions included), each of the 4 Corporate Vampire items are L$13 and hidden around the region (with ridiculous names, the notecards include links to a song by each band they are named after), plus a bonus extra item of a free treat bucket!  The rest of the treat buckets are also available for the year finally, at all the events I'm currently in, as well as various locations around the grid.  Any of them have a notecard that tells you where to find the rest!

Spookzilla is open October 20 - November 3

Schadenfreude Kurum Side Table

Indulge in Nomadic Opulence with a hexagonal table with an inset mother of pearl design with swirling vines, for Collabor88.  Light wood, dark wood, or black wood, make your choice with the HUD- PBR textures with fallback or Blinn-Phong textures for all.  You know the drill: PBR reacts to light more dramatically (though with a reflection probe on both, they are more similar!), which is a good thing when light is just right...and a bad thing when it's not.  So, love it or hate it, depends on where you put it.  1 Land Impact each table.

At Collabor88 July 8 - August 6.

Schadenfreude Sonrel Console and Sundew in Badger Skull

A Drosera petiolaris planted in the skull of a member of the Meles genus- a wooly sundew potted in a badger skull- for the last Anthology.  And to join it, an Art Nouveau inspired table with swooping legs it can be placed upon.  (I don't care what my elementary school teachers said, "upon which it can be placed" sounds awkward as hell and I disagree with the entire "rule" about not ending sentences with a preposition.  I listened to you all for years and I'm done, no more.  I'll end sentences how I want to.  Neener.)

With the way my time lined up, I haven't been able to participate in Anthology a lot, but it's a really nice event, with a beautiful setting.  But alas, even good things come to an end- one of the organizers is getting married! (and all the drastic life changes that can come with that) and doesn't feel like she can devote the time for it, so for now, we say adieu to this event.  I will miss the quaint European village vibes of the venue design.

Anthology is open May 21@noon SLT - June 17@11AM SLT.

Schadenfreude Sakura Low Tables

Celebrate spring with flower shaped tables for Okinawa's Sakura Matsuri!  1 Land Impact each table, in three widths of short tables, each with 12 wood texture options, natural and coloured varnishes.

At Sakura Matsuri, March 14 @ 7am SLT to March 31.

Schadenfreude Mulholland Accent Tables

A little piece of old style Hollywood glam for your library or living room at this Noir Nights Collabor88 birthday round.  The Mulholland Accent Tables have a star design wood inlay top in two tiers, in two toned stained natural wood or black stained and white bleached wood, in a metal frame with 5 metal options to choose from.  PBR optional, PBR versions will also display the non PBR version to those without a PBR viewer.  1 Land Impact each table.

At Collabor88, August 8 - September 6.

Schadenfreude Ambulatory Tables

Gothic Autumn is upon us at Collabor88!  Some spooky tables for your entry and living room, with boney boney legs.  The coffee table is 2 LI, the other 2 are 1 LI each.  All with 6 wood options for top and legs (mix and match), plus 2 more boney bones options for the legs.

At Collabor88, September 8 until October 6!

Schadenfreude Starstruck Tables

Star shaped tables at Okinawa New Year Festival.  Three table sizes- small side tables in short and tall, and a low coffee table; each with 20 solid color and 5 marble tops, and 4 metal leg options.

Plus find some gifts at the event for the new year- champagne for 2023, a rabbit cookie for the year of the rabbit, and a mini top hat.  It's mod, so you can make it a full size top hat if you prefer, I'm not the hat police.

At Okinawa New Year Festival, December 26@7am SLT - January 13!

Schadenfreude Zadkiel Table and Windows

A round low table and wall hanging windows based on rose windows in churches and cathedrals for Midnight Order!  The table is 2 LI at table size (shrink it down a touch and it can be 1 LI), the windows are 1 LI each up to a bit over 2 meters wide/tall.  Texture change with 3 stone options (old and spotty, pale, and sandstone) and 5 wood options (light, medium and dark wood, plus black and white), with 2 stained glass options for the ones with panes.  The tables have optional "shadow" prims with cast light (adjust transparency and glow to suit your space), and the glass windows have optional projector lights.  Projectors are only partially scriptable under current tools- in ways that break them completely, so each glass is currently included separately instead of scripted texture change.  I'm hoping some day some Linden actually uses the permissions system that already exists correctly and implements that the rest of the way, but for now, it's just...not ready to be used.

Midnight Order is open July 20 at noon SLT to August 20.

Schadenfreude Seashell Tables

Marble tables with seashell shaped tops for Summerfest!  Tall skinny side table and a wide squat coffee table, each with 12 colors of gold-flecked marble to choose from, and 4 metals (gold, silver, rose gold, and blackened iron).  1 LI each table at "realistic" size (and a bit larger).

At Summerfest, June 18-July 10!

Schadenfreude Honeycomb Tables

Collabor88 is Color Blocking, and you can diy the colours of your choice with the hexagonal Honeycomb tables, or go with wood or desaturated options.  Legs in silver, gold, rose gold, or black.  The table comes in two heights, a taller side table and a shorter more coffee table height.  Each table is a bit small, or you can arrange them together to make a larger one.

At this Collabor88, until February 6!

Schadenfreude Persephone Low Tables

Panic of Pumpkin is here again!  You will find low tables there with carved skulls at each corner, for coffee tables or traditional Japanese seating, in 3 sizes, 1 LI each at regular table size.  They all are texture change with 5 wood options to choose from.

Also, on my door's day, you can trick or treat to get a ramune bottle with a skull marble!  Note: this is a Japanese event, so days turn over at 8am SLT.  After the day for a gift, you can purchase it from the door.

Come by Panic of Pumpkin every day for goodies!  Open October 16@8am SLT - November 1@8am SLT.

Schadenfreude Moon Viewing

This year, the Mid-Autumn Festival, お月見 Otsukimi or 十五夜 Jugoya in Japan, is October 1.  For this last round of SaNaRae, I'm celebrating the moon, with 月見団子 tsukimi dango piled in offering to the moon, with and without the addition of some rabbits who heard about the rabbit on the moon.

Both include just the 三宝 sanbo offering tray, the sanbo with the paper, the paper alone, the dango pile, and all of it assembled ready to offer in separate objects, each 1 LI, with your choice of white or gold crowing pieces.  The tsukimi dango usagi also includes the two rabbits as well, to use as decor or to hold in your right hand.

Inspired by the cloudy skies with a swirled cloud motif, there is also a long skinny wood table, with or without edge gilding, at 2 Land Impact.

And your free gift for this very last round of SaNaRae, is a matching 1 LI side table.  At the last SaNaRae, September 26 at 7pm SLT to October 16!

Schadenfreude Grydde Tables

Wood tables for Collabor88, with study pedestal and trestle bases and diamond inlay designs in the tops.  Each table has a HUD with your choice of 5 wood shades.  There is a small square table, most suitable for display though large enough to seat 4 for dining.  The round tables come in 2 sizes, small (more useful for a display or side table) and large (which can also be used as a dining table seating 4).  The two rectangular tables include leaves to extend them, and built tables with leaves- the dining table up to 2 leaves, the banquet table up to 3 leaves.  Each includes all the pieces as well- the base, each side to slide back as far as necessary, and 2 leaves, as separate pieces to arrange as you desire.  The dining table seats 6-12 people with the extensions, the longer banquet table seats 10-16.  The longer two banquet tables (2 and 3 leaf options) are 2 LI each, the remainder of the pieces are all 1 LI each.

This February at Collabor88 until April 6th!

Schadenfreude Teuthology Side Table

For this Collabor88 of ocean breezes, a tentacled side table to hold your drinks (and other things) and probably not steal them.  It's a lot of arms to have to trust.  21 colour options, the top can be changed separate or together, and the legs can also be set to alternating colours if desired.

At Collabor88 until July 6.

Schadenfreude Pine Tree Table

A plank wood table cut into the shape of a stylized pine tree for Tannenbaum.  Texture change on touch with 9 options, you can change the legs and the top separately or together.  Each table is 1 Land Impact.

Find it at Tannenbaum, near the entry to the gacha ornament tree lot, until Christmas!

Schadenfreude Valdemar Planchette Tables

At this Collabor88, let the Valdemar Planchette Tables carry the Whispers in the Dark.  The come in two versions, just plain wood, and noctis inlaid with a swirling night themed pattern.  Each table is 1 LI, and both have 9 texture options on touch (top and legs can be changed together or separately).

This dark November at Collabor88!

Petrified Wood Coffee Tables

For my Road Trip Collabor88, I brought home souvenirs- huge hunks of petrified wood, made into coffee tables.  Please do purchase your petrified wood, don't try to smuggle it out of a national park!  Pretty sure there's no way they wouldn't notice pieces this large.

1 land impact each, texture change legs with 3 metal options.

This July at Collabor88!

Tirtoff Tables and Snowflake Cocoa Mugs

For The Seasons Story, a table and a mug.  Each have 5 colour options to pick from on touch.

The Tirtoff table is a skinny round wooden table with claw feet.

The Snowflake mug has snowflakes embossed into the ceramic, and a big snowflake marshmallow floating in hot cocoa to warm you up.

Both to be found at The Seasons Story this January!  I think I'm in the northeast corner.

Dem Bones Pedestal Tables

Salem is a spooky bit of fun, a creepy market for the season this month.  I made some tables for it, three boney legs to hold your things.

Find them at Salem this month!

Crystal Cottage at The Arcade

I thought I already posted this, but I guess not!  The Arcade is almost over, and it's the ONLY place you will ever be able to find the crystal candelabra player reward- after the event is over that's being retired forever and will never be seen again.  You will get it in copy/no transfer perms in addition to your regular gacha prize on your 25th pull, texture change crystals and base for a variety of looks.

The rest of the gacha will be moving home at the end of the event, but not that!  The Crystal Cottage is a foray into housing (I don't do buildings often!  Especially buildings that aren't elephant shaped, or round, or a giant unicorn...), a small cottage in light and dark options, with some crystal housewares to match.  Many of the crystals are texture change with a selection of options- to be as spooky or as pretty pretty princess as you desire.

Find it at The Arcade until the end of the month!