Schadenfreude Vuive Watermelon Balls

Some refreshment from the Tropicore summer heat at Collabor88!  Watermelon balls served up on small watermelon shells, to carry around in your left or right hand, or display.  Display versions can give out spoons with a watermelon ball for your guests, as well as spoons for you.  Texture change with red or pink watermelon, 10 options of fuit themed cocktail umbrellas, gold or silver spoons, and solid and striped straw options- both PBR textures with fallback options for non PBR viewers, and Blinn-Phong textures for all options, choose between them with the HUD.  1 Land Impact each at a "realistic" size.

At Collabor88 June 8 - July 6.

Schadenfreude Flaming Eye Energy Vending Machine

Power up with the Flaming Eye at Anthology!  Cans of energy drink in 8 flavours in 自動販売機 vending machines in 3 aged finishes: pristine new, slightly rusty mid, and quite rusty old; 2 languages: English with prices in L$ and Japanes with prices in Yen; on the ground or raised on metal feet bolted to concrete slabs.  Anyone can touch a button to get that flavour, or touch anywhere else to get a random can, to open and drink.  Machines come in Blinn-Phong versions and in PBR versions with fallback textures for non PBR viewers.

At Anthology, January 21@noon SLT - February 17@11AM SLT. 

Schadenfreude Glitterati Evening

Spread a little Showgirl Delight with some bubbly- champagne in glittery bottles, served on moon shaped trays, with star stir sticks.  They also come with matching hats!

X hair: Sintiklia - Holland (sintiklia.uwu)
outfit: UNA. Davida Corset (una.zombie)
fur stole: Din - Dana Fur (aradia.astral)
jewelry: Random Matter - Gwyneira Earrings and Collar (nikohl.hax)
eyes: {S0NG} :: Andi Eyes (funeral.plutonian)
skin: LAQ ~ Natasha skin (mallory.cowen)
head: LAQ - Neve (mallroy.cowen)
backdrop: NOMAD // Starry Arch (pira404.novikov) with Apple Fall Gold Stars & Purple Plaster (apple.pumpkins)
pose: tsuki. maddie (megu.doll), arms re-posed by items

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Bottles and glasses can give out drinks to your guests, and bottles with hats can give out hats when the hat is touched instead of the bottle.  You can also carry trays of champagne around- with a bottle and three glasses, or 5 glasses (with the starry sticks turned either direction).

X hair: [monso] Joey (morphine.janick)
outfit: *katat0nik* Cassandra Dress (katat0nik.pidgeon)
necklace: *katat0nik* Gem Necklace (katat0nik.pidgeon)
earrings: *katat0nik* Teardrop Earrings (katat0nik.pidgeon)
nails: Ladybird x Quirky // Aquarius Nails (moth.arcane&gae.bae)
eyeshadow: Jack Spoon. Stella Alchemy eyeshadow (steffy.ghost)
lipstick: CAZIMI: Sugar Plum Lips (dima.plessis)
blush: Jack Spoon. Cherry Blush (steffy.ghost)
ear glitter: Jack Spoon. Ear Glitter (steffy.ghost)
eyes: {S0NG} :: New Year Eyes - Ocean (funeral.plutonian)
skin: [theSkinnery] Alaia honey (umazuma.metaluna)
head: LeLUTKA evox / VELA (jaden.nova)
backdrop: NOMAD // Starry Arch (pira404.novikov) with Apple Fall Gold Stars & Purple Plaster (apple.pumpkins)

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At Collabor88 January 8 - February 6.  

Schadenfreude Demon Skull Candle

It's that time again!  Time for Hallow Manor!  I have, uh, "acquired" a skull through "means" and keep a candle on it.  No reason.  Not for summoning others of the type or anything like that, certainly not.  2 shades of bone for the skulls, 24 colours of wax candles to choose from, and two styles of flames- the prim flame is more like older candles, with an optional shine effect, and the texture flame is like the pumpkins, with 2 flame styles and 5 colour options of each with matching cast light colours.  Optional cast light, and modify the lighting and flames to your choice of settings while lit, and they will remember and save your settings for the next time they are extinguished and relit.  Set access for lighting and extinguishing candles (everyone, group, or just you) if you please by touching and holding for 5 seconds until the access menu pops up.

And, it wouldn't be Hallow Manor without a hunt!  This time it's a more traditional hunt, search around for teeeny tiny hunt objects, and buy for 10L.  My hunt prize is a batty boba cup, with 6 flavors of boba and colors of bat plastic top and matching cardboard sleeve.  Hold in left or right hand.

X dress: *katat0nik* Ruffles Dress (katat0nik.pidgeon)
sleeves: ERSCH - Hilde sleeves (akanerini)
collar: Random Matter - Xen Collar (nikohl.hax)
earrings: Schadenfreude Widow's Cameo Earrings (allegory.malaprop)
hair: [monso] Olivia Hair (morphine.janick)
lips: alaskametro<3 "Black Magic" lipstick (alaska.metropolitan)
eyeshadow: Schadenfreude Gunmetal Sedusa Eyeshadow&Eyeliner (allegory.malaprop)
eyes: {S0NG} :: Cupid~ Grey Eyes (funeral.plutonian)
skin: -tres blah- {Pale} Jejune Pure - Dark Winged Brows (juliette.westerburg)
head: [AKERUKA Advanced] Head W08 (koaz.koba)

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Find them at Hallow Manor, October 24 - November 3 at noon SLT!

Schadenfreude Haunted Hot Chocolate

A skull shaped mug, full of hot chocolate with ghost marshmallows, for Anthology!  Hold your mug or display it- includes a dispenser that will also give mugs to your guests.  PBR with fallback textures, and non PBR versions, for your choice of shiny ceramic mug.

At Anthology, October 21@noon SLT - November 17@11AM SLT.

Schadenfreude Jeepers Creepers Drinks

The spooky season approaches, so I'm starting to garnish my drinks appropriately at Anthology.  A classic martini and a shot, with eyeballs.  They, uh, might be extra dirty and full of vitreous humor in there.  8 eye colors to choose from with HUD, 5 drink flavors, PBR with fallback or choose non PBR textures even in a PBR viewer.  (I'm working my way into 2 variations of PBR glass- one that goes all in for those who have their environment all sorted out, and one that has a bit more oomph to it baked in, as PBR is disappointing if you don't have everything just so.)

I went to this izakaya with a friend (who amusingly hates seafood, whereas if it comes from the sea I'm into it- except, ironically, the fish eyes, I'm not as into that, or the bones, generally) and had an oyster shot half on a dare (it was good though), so yes, you can drink that eyeball.  Hold it in left or right hand, drink it in left or right hand, swallowing the eyeball on your first drink or keeping it in your glass so you can keep showing it off.  Rezzable versions as well- just decor, and givers for your guests so they can swallow that eyeball too.

And of course the traditional eyeball martini, with the olives replaced by eyeballs.  3 variations on martini, 2 with cocktail sticks that can either be wood or metal with skull heads.  Hold or drink these in your left or right hand as well, or rez them as just decor or givers for your guests so they can lurk around your party holding a martini too.

At Anthology, September 21@noon SLT - October 17@11AM SLT.

Schadenfreude Love Hearts/Hate Hearts Cocoa and Pancakes

Adore&Abhor has been back in SL for a year now, and to celebrate she's invited a few friends!  To take the store name quite literally- sweet treats with messages of adoration for you on the Love Hearts, and, well, those that abhor you on the Hate hearts, from me at the anniversary event.

Hold pieces in your hands, drink the cocoa, hold a fork with pancakes, 1 LI each piece to rez with cocoa and pancake fork givers.  Candy colors and sayings will randomize when rezzed, so they won't always be the same.

At Adore&Abhor's (new!) Anniversary, August 23 - 30!

Schadenfreude Ace of Whiskey

While you're gambling with Lady Luck at Collabor88, have a drink.  Ace of Whiskey bottles, choose your suit, in sealed, open, and empty bottles, or a roulette tray with a bottle and some glasses.  Dispensers give glasses of whiskey on the rocks (well, technically one big sphere ice rock!) to drink to anyone, plus of course a drink for you- you can also choose to carry around trays, empty and with a bottle and glasses, or each suit cocktail stick in either hand.  To round out decor pieces (all holdables also come in non holding decor options), there are extra empty glasses and glasses with the cocktail sticks.

Texture change- Ace of Whiskey comes in all 4 suits (the seal on top matches the suit, red for hearts and diamonds, black for spades and clubs), the roulette tray comes in European and American roulette wheels (American roulette has the extra double 0 for a balanced green on each side, and an even number of slots- but the odds are worse for those playing with the 00 than in European roulette!), and the cocktail sticks come in red and black, all gold, all silver, and gold and silver mixed (red suits = gold, black suits = silver).  And, of course, my endless not always quite happy with PBR continues- PBR and Blinn-Phong versions of all parts, including the glass.  Test out both in your area to see if your environment is detailed enough to do all the heavy lifting for PBR's texture options.

At Collabor88 June 8 - July 6.

Schadenfreude Midnight Pizza Party

What's a sleepover without pizza?  Get deliver from Midnight Pizza for your Slumber Party at Collabor88!  Pizza inspired by the skies, all with glowing stars floating above them except for The Moon, which is made of cheese.  With the Uberpack, choose stars or no stars with any flavor of pizza.  Pair it with a soda, delivered with star shaped ice cubes.  All pieces have a HUD to choose from 8 color options with the logo on the box or cup.

Hold a slice of pizza in your right hand, hold and drink the soda in your left, and rez a whole bunch of decor options at 1 LI each piece- empty pizza boxes, open and closed; full pizzas and with pieces removed or being removed or just a singular piece left, in boxes and not in boxes with 2 positions for each piece being removed; paper cups full of soda.  "Take Slice" pieces will hide and show a piece removed from the pizza when touched.

At Collabor88 April 8 - May 6.

Schadenfreude Lovetini and Temple of Love

Romantic red drinks for Collabor88, garnished with SweetHearts of chocolate bonbons.  The Temple of Love is a twist on the traditional Shirley Temple, with a long cocktail arrow cocktail stick and a chocolate heart instead of cherries.  The Lovetini has also seen the addition of some grenadine for a sweeter and redder martini, with the olives replaced by a chocolate heart.

Both can be held in left or right hand, the Lovetini can be drunk held in either hand, the Temple of Love only works for drinking in the right hand (that straw's a bit too awkward for the left!).  Rezzable versions include dispensers that will give drinks to your guests.  There's a bonus rezzable version of the Temple of Love with particle bubbles- they are soothing to watch with their timing and motion, but don't work when moving due to limitations of SL's particle system.

PBR textures with fallbacks, also Blinn-Phong (old style) textures included.  The fallbacks are slightly different than the full Blinn-Phong versions, though the difference is subtle (again this is partly due to SL limitations).

It's a prom round, so I am joined in my booth by a special guest- get a sweet makeover from Adore&Abhor.

At Collabor88 February 8 - March 6.

Schadenfreude New Year Sake and Neck Snake

Ryukyu is celebrating the new year with the Okinawa New Year Festival!

Some sake for celebrating this upcoming Year of the Snake, with your choice of 5 labels featuring lucky rakes decorated with good luck charms, that match sake barrel labels from the past few years.  Drink that sake out of a janome ("snake eye") tasting cup, so named for the snake eye circles design inside the cup to check the quality of your sake.  Bottles that will give out sake to your guests are included.

X top: [Adeyakko] ImoutogoOuga Sarashi Green (yakko.lemon)
hair: KMH Hair F123 (kumibou.mayo)
tattoo: Izzie's - Body Mermaid Scales purple (izzie.button)
skin: [Heaux] Nicha - Light Brows - Frost (blush.diavolo)
head: LeLUTKA / evox / CAMILA (jaden.nova)

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And for the New Year sale, a snake to drape around your neck to take with you.  Texture change with the 20 Japanese and Fantasy snake options.

Plus there's a bag on the table with free cookies for you.

At the Okinawa New Year Festival, December 27 @ 7am SLT - January 12.

Schadenfreude Mini Disco Party

A summer disco at Summerfest!  With a mini rotating disco ball to hang from your ceiling, a small mirror ball to place around, and a drink in a mirrored ball cup.

X hair: [monso] Nova Hair (morphine.janick)
tops: *katat0nik* DJ Miko (katat0nik.pidgeon)
tattoos: ~silentsparrow~ Fierce Flora Tattoos (hyasynth.tiramisu)
eyes: {S0NG} :: Cindi~ Purple Eye (funeral.plutonian)
skin: ives. Noelle Skin (EvoX) - VE ROSE KISS (evan.nova) with Velour Rosekiss body (kiria.mama)
head: [AKERUKA ADVX] Emma Head (koaz.koba)

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PBR mirrors for maximum reflection, and projector lights to scatter the light around.  Texture change drink, straw, and umbrella in the drink, and the mirrors can be silvery, pink, or blue- or you can use Edit to change them to your choice instead.

At Summerfest, June 22 - July 12.

Schadenfreude Cake Day Sugar Shock Shake

Go into sugar shock with a milkshake topped with an entire slice of cake at this Sweet and Toxic Collabor88!  7 different cake and milkshake flavors to choose from, plus options for the swirl lollypops, straws, and cherries to meet your tastes.  2 confgurations to display it at 1 LI each, or hold the glass mug in your left or right hand.

At Collabor88, May 8 - June 6.

Schadenfreude Hanami Burger and Sake

Sakura Matsuri is open at Okinawa, take the time out to relax and enjoy the pink explosion of spring of the sakura trees.  While in SL, it can last for as long as we please, it's still a short time before it's over- appreciate the passage of time and the wonders it brings.

The Hanami Burger is a burger full of sakura blooms that have exploded to take the place of the meat: 4 shades of pink flowers atop 6 colors of sauce, all wrapped up in 4 colors of bun.  On or off a plate in plain white or pink with a white flower in the center, you can carry around the plated burger or the burger alone or rez them.  A rezzed version of the plated burger will also give burgers to your visitors to hold.  1 LI each piece to rez.

The Yumeharu Sake Set dreams of spring sakura blooms, with a miniature tree growing inside the bottle.  Wood masu cups to hold or display, with floating sakura flowers join the bottle, and a version of the bottle is included that will give masu cups full of sake to your visitors.  1 LI each piece to rez.

Find them both while the cherry blossoms bloom at the Okinawa Sakura Matsuri, March 14 @7am SLT to March 31!

Currently I am not in a climate that the sakura tree thrives in, so my hanami this year instead will be practiced admiring the short blooming window of members of the Bauhinia genus, orchid trees.

Schadenfreude Forest Milk

X hair: tram N0308 (moca.loup)
bra: *katat0nik* Flower Bra Top (katat0nik.pidgeon)
skirt: Stories&Co. Midnight Stories - Skirt01 (flutter.memel)
eyeshadow: Cheap Makeup - Aurelia Spring Blossom (stella.semaphore)
rings: Schadenfreude Geo Ring Set 1 (allegory.malaprop)
eyes: {S0NG} :: Snow Eyes - Dark Brown (funeral.plutonian)
eyebrows: ONEDAYs - Wang Ning Eyebrows (attoocha)
tattoos: Schadenfreude Pink Kiku Sleeves Tattoo (allegory.malaprop)
skin: more more. luna skin_milk tone (jelly.pancake)
head: LeLUTKA LILLY (jaden.nova)

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Spring Time Extravagance at Collabor88 brings little milk cartons, with 5 different choices of plants.  Text in English and Japanese, each flavor has 3-4 choices in shade/color; plants each have a few texture options to choose from too.  Hold in left or right hand, or rez at 1 LI each.

At Collabor88, March 8 - April 6.

Schadenfreude Latte Runneth Over

A Snow Bunny at Collabor88...well, a latte bunny.  And a latte cat, a latte dragon, a latte bear, a latte sparrow, and a latte octopus.  Warm up with some cute lattes when you come in from the snow.  Texture change with 5 flavors of latte and 15 dish colors to choose from, rez them at 1 LI each, or carry them around with you.

At Collabor88, January 8 - February 6.

Schadenfreude Chopstick Rests and Kokeshi Sake

Okinawa New Year Festival is ringing in the new year with little ceramic daruma chopstick rests, with and without black lacquered chopsticks.  5 daruma colors to choose from, 1 LI each with or without chopsticks.

And some sake to celebrate with!  There are also versions filled with green tea, if you prefer.  Each of the three sets is designed after a different style of kokeshi doll.  All include bottles with the top attached, bottle and top as separate objects, and the top on the table next to the bottle; plus stacks of cups to match stacked up into dolls, and singular unstacked cups.  Bottles and stacks can be touched to get a cup by you or your guests, in plain givers and in versions that will take each cup individually until the stack is gone (and then restack themselves automatically).  The Togatta dolls are stacked as dolls with the small cups upside down and also in stacks of small cups upright.  The Tsuchiyu dolls also have mixable stripes on the cups that can randomize themselves each time they are rezzed.  All have larger cups as part of the sets- the urn shaped torso cup in the case of the Tsugaru, and the extra large head cups for the others.  If this were a RL product, I would also be designing some drinking game around them for the large cups!

At the Okinawa New Year Festival, open December 26 at 7am SLT until January 12.

Schadenfreude Wine and Cookies on Starry Plates

Wishing you a Joyeaux Noel at Collabor88 with some tasty treats!  Vin Chaud is French for "hot wine"- mulled wine with spices to keep you warm on those cold nights.  Served on a wood plate cut into the shape of a star, with some extra star anise and cinnamon, as well as a sprig of pine.  The cup is also included alone to rez or drink, the plate of wine can give also give wine to your guests.

And some German Zimtsterne to snack on with your wine, cinnamon spice nut cookies in the shape of stars, with icing.  This plate also can give out cookies to your guests, and there is a separate cookie you can rez or hold in your mouth.

At Collabor88, December 8 until January 6!

Schadenfreude Skullptural Ceramics

It's a Sculptural round of Collabor88, and I'm using that to kickstart my skull obsession.  A moonshine jug and a wine bottle, both corked, a mug with or without tea, and a vase with or without a skull centered rose.  Tea and rose are texture change with some options.  1 LI each piece, the mug full of tea can also be held in your left hand.

At Collabor88, September 8 until October 6!

Schadenfreude Butterfly Sake

Butterfly sake to join the Artist's Butterflies at Japonica.  Sake with adding blue butterfly pea giving it some color.  Butterfly pea also turns pinker when exposed to citric acid, yuzu slices added to cups have turned the sake in those cups to a pinker purple.  Cloisonné butterflies are present on some bottles and cups, texture change with two options (gold top veining and body, or black)- the HUD can also be used with the Artist's Butterflies to add those options to the bottles and cups, as well as to allow for more fluttering cloisonné butterflies when used to change butterflies in that set.  1 LI each piece to rez: bottles open and closed with and without a static butterfly, glass cups of sake with and without slices of yuzu and without and without animated perching butterflies, and a bonus empty cup.  Cups can be held in your right hand, cups without butterflies can also be drunk from.  Bottles include versions that will give out cups of sake to your guests to drink.

And a butterfly themed 菰樽/飾り樽 sake barrel set- stacks and single barrels, 1 to 2 LI each at about a standard 4-to 72 liter size of about .65 meters tall barrel, with extra shading options to choose from if you are picky in how you stack!  (There are versions of top and side shadow boxed so you can stack them on top of each other or next to each other and keep the shading they have in the particular stacks also.)  HUD texture all to your desires- set them all the same, choose individual labels to texture to exactly what you want, or let it randomize them for you with the mix button.  You can also mix HUDs from other sake barrel sets for more options, even in the same stack.

At Japonica, June 30@8am SLT - July 23@8am SLT!