I'm spreading some holiday...cheer at this Collabor88. Also I've been watching Dirk Gently on BBC America, and the Rowdy Three ("There are 4 of them." "I'm wildly aware") are my favourite. Festive and wintery themed baseball bats in an assortment of styles and colours. All have bloody and clean options, and have holds for left and right hands. They are versions with simple combat (using built in stuff! Hold down the mouse button down while moving around to try to smack people in your vicinity!) and versions with just texture change scripting to add your own combat system to (all are mod, of course). Each style comes with a HUD with the assorted texture options, and a plain bat as well if you don't want the jingle bells (which can jingle!) or lights or spikes or whatnot.
To swat those pesky sugarplums dancing around our head at Collabor88!